Britons don't get Hallowe'en

My sweetie and I were invited to a Hallow'een party. The invitations were issued back in September.

Sweetie's first question was, 'when is it?'
'Duh, it's a Hallow'een party!'.
'Yes', says sweetie. 'When's Hallow'een?'
You see the scale of the problem.

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